tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328427.post6511908248627618860..comments2024-03-28T13:36:53.223-04:00Comments on the woodshed: More stories from the War on ChristmasRev.Paperboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14561796588927776371noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328427.post-31862177290697887652011-12-25T10:36:07.614-05:002011-12-25T10:36:07.614-05:00Sorry, I coudn't NOT make another comment, whe...Sorry, I coudn't NOT make another comment, when I saw the WV was "dooki". That is all.democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328427.post-53288425079786762092011-12-25T10:34:45.075-05:002011-12-25T10:34:45.075-05:00Dear Rev. Mr. Paperboy, Sir:
May I be among the f...Dear Rev. Mr. Paperboy, Sir:<br /><br />May I be among the first to wish you a Happy Holiday Season (hey, between the Candahoovian paganish and Japanese treegod stuff, who knows WHAT you people do on JESUS birthday!?) here at the Woodshed.<br /><br />I posted some feelgood nonsense on my own blog, cuz' I just didn't have the malefic energy required to do something like Driftglass did, this year. <br /><br />My snarkmojo has been at low ebb, ever since I realized that the most hyperbolically ridiculous inventions I might come up with would pale in comparison to the reality that is the modern MurKKKin political scene.<br /><br />My piece is over at my oft-maligned (and rightly so) polrant.blogspot.com. But, I was over at Southern Beale's blog and the Muse toyed with me for a moment and this popped out.<br /><br />"The Scroogemudgeon in me applauds your resolve in NOT writing some puff piece about starving orpans being rescued and returned to their long-thought to be dead parents who are a gorgeous, fabulously wealthy GOPower couple who had thought their children lost at sea after their 316′ foot motor yacht ran over some impertinent Greenpeace Zodiac inflatable that was interfering with their guests enjoyment of a peaceful game of Whaleskeet with their custom retooled Bofors 40mm sporting cannons. They had thought the children lost forever after their runabout lurched while crushing the Zodiac and its pitiful group of “little people”. They now wish that they had actually stopped the boat and searched for a few minutes…but they were on their way to Gstaad for the holidays. The children appear healthy and will be reunited with their loving parents as soom as they are thoroughly deloused and reprogrammed. In the event that the delousing or reprogramming fail, they will be euthanized in as humane a matter as is economical.<br /><br />I’m so glad you didn’t go there, ‘cuz that’s what I’m writing about, if I can remember my blog’s sign-in password or my real name.<br /><br />Merry Christkwannukahnaliativus to all!"<br /><br />Maybe there should be a War on Christmas version of the Bulwer-Lytton Contest.democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.com