tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328427.post6680936143883634122..comments2024-03-28T13:36:53.223-04:00Comments on the woodshed: Ford threatens to (b)eat reporterRev.Paperboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14561796588927776371noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328427.post-70737588016151575652012-05-10T10:48:01.465-04:002012-05-10T10:48:01.465-04:00They should teach remedial self-defense or boxing ...They should teach remedial self-defense or boxing in j-schools. You'd think people who run the risk of getting bumped, jostled, or pushed around might take some time to learn how to not pee in fright. I'm just saying I would. Hell, I practice boxing and that's just to make me safer at the groceteria.<br /><br />Your idea is good though, just jog away from Ford for 10-20 seconds and let him gas out. Then take a picture.<br /><br />I know I shouldn't mock someone in fear for their life, but jettisoning the tools of your trade reminds me too much of the kid who catches the football, screams, and then throws it up in the air before being tackled (see: Every movie ever).<br /><br />WWHSTD would have come back with a shotgun, fireworks, and a flaming bag of dog shit. And mescaline. At least he would in my imaginary incarnation of him. Great tattoo idea, especially the STD part.Alexis Shabadoo Jr.https://www.blogger.com/profile/14649927883619602328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328427.post-66857972016018663222012-05-09T21:42:59.902-04:002012-05-09T21:42:59.902-04:00and Chuck Tatum would have made sure someone got a...and Chuck Tatum would have made sure someone got a picture of duh mayor slugging him, from behind if possible.Rev.Paperboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14561796588927776371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328427.post-658901781012555622012-05-09T21:38:23.782-04:002012-05-09T21:38:23.782-04:00considering having WWHSTD?
(what would Hunter S. ...considering having WWHSTD?<br /> (what would Hunter S. Thompson do?) tattooed on arm.<br />He'd have either maced duh mayor or offered him a hit of whatever he was smoking and then sucker punched him.Rev.Paperboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14561796588927776371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328427.post-57292617752362199712012-05-09T15:14:50.031-04:002012-05-09T15:14:50.031-04:00Chuck Tatum would not have dropped his notepad.
J...Chuck Tatum would not have dropped his notepad.<br /><br />Just sayin'.Alexis Shabadoo Jr.https://www.blogger.com/profile/14649927883619602328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328427.post-62713733109029902682012-05-04T17:56:44.499-04:002012-05-04T17:56:44.499-04:00The one thing about diligent reporters is that the...The one thing about diligent reporters is that they do not just hand over their materials, shut off their phones or cameras. They keep everything going and hold onto everything.Skinny Dipperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12818163310102120130noreply@blogger.com