"Where else would you go when you have an ax to grind?"
That would be a great song title for someone...John Prine perhaps? Maybe Tom Waits? The fact that the stripper was 49 and male would make a great "gotcha" verse at the end of the song.
The only thing that could make that story better would be if the jazz musician in question was an Elvis impersonator.
An Elvis impersonator out on parole for holding up a pawn shop.
That would be a great song title for someone...John Prine perhaps? Maybe Tom Waits? The fact that the stripper was 49 and male would make a great "gotcha" verse at the end of the song.
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