from your children's cold dead hands, America

From the "You've got to be fucking kidding me, America" department:

Why try to control the spread of push-button death machines when you can dress you kid kevlar?

From the Guardian:

US schools weigh bulletproof uniforms: 'It's no different than a seatbelt in a car'

Except we require people to take a test and have a licence and insurance before they drive a car and not following the rules of the road will land you in jail, fast. 

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