"Everybody wants to rule the world"

Check out
this list of which empires have conquered the largest part of the planet. And then chant along with me "we're number 11, we're number 11!" Just ahead of the neighbours, so obviously its an inferiority complex with them - they're just plain jealous.

In honor of this week's camping trip
I have to give credit where it is due - thanks to disinfotainment for this site on how to start a fire with Can of Coke and a chocolate bar