Family Values
Okay, I give up. I'll admit the Republicans are the party of sound morals and family values and even love children more than Democrats.

Guarding America while it sleeps
Yes, Mr. and Mrs. America you can rest easy knowing that Homeland Security is protecting you and your children from nasty foreign terrorists and journalists. Well, at least its protecting you -- the kids, ehh....not so much. And lest you think that the Homeland Security spokesman facing charges for child porn and attempting to seduce a 14-year-old girl via a computer chat is an exception to the rule, think again.

the envelope please...

The winners list for the Koufax awards has been released. Maybe next year.

Delusional
This is really the only word for Stephen Harper. He is sitting as Prime Minister with the slimmest minority government in Canadian history and is below 40% in the polls and yet thinks he has a mandate to monkey with the Constitution. Eventually the man is going to get a serious bitch-slapping from reality.