Karma is polishing up the hammer of righteous retribution

"King says he has consulted lawyers who will be helping Barber. He adds that he's advising protesters who are arrested to write the Latin phrase "non assumpsit" on the paperwork, a legal term denying making a promise."

 

yeah, that would be this Pat King. Good luck with scribbling Latin slogans on your legal paperwork, that 'sovereign citizen" shit ain't gonna fly. 

I'm looking forward to the weeping and wailing and gnashing of wingnut teeth this week as all these bozos in Ottawa get their commercial licenses suspended and their insurance lifted. There is a transport company here in Guelph that is probably going to go out of business by the end of the month because the owner has most of his fleet in Ottawa. 

Did they really think they could roll into the capital and try to overthrow the government and there would be absolutely no consequences?

 

 

"I'm sorry Lord Black, but your debit card has been declined"

I would suggest investing in popcorn futures right away, because things are going to get entertaining next week as the federal governments start freezing the bank accounts of people who have donated non-trivial amounts of money to the convoy terrorists. Especially when it turns out to be half of the Ontario cabinet and most of the senior people at the National Post, Globe and Mail and Toronto Sun. 

OMG, quick - call the paramedics, get me a specialist in forearm neurology! Fetch me my fainting couch!

Does anyone remember walking through the snow to school or having to use an outhouse in winter? Nevermind our not-so-distant ancestors having to survive without telephones or electricity and having to kill their own food. Sure that must have been hard, but they never had to deal with this kind of hardship.

The horror!

 

If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention

Once again, the Windsor Star's Anne Jarvis hits the nail squarely on the head. One wonders how many death threats and harassing emails this column will earn her from the local conservative cement-heads. Certainly the comments are full of dumbfuckery about "freedumb" and how wearing a mask is "tyranny."

it's grifters all the way down

My job does not always bring me joy, but this week while editing travel pages I ran across this phrase that made me laugh out loud: "Awakening from the Mūhala Sound Journey, led by ancestral intuitive energy realignment practitioner..."

I've left out the name in the interests of professional courtesy, but that is the fanciest phrasing of "indigenous person fleeces dumb white people" I've seen in long time. And good for them! Obiviously somebody was going to shear that sheep. Better it is an "ancestral intuitive energy realignment practioner" than the Republican Party.

Dear Americans

Could you please tell your Republican fellow countrymen to stop sending money to the terrorists occupying the Canadian capital? The government is just going to seize that money anyway, but it would be nice if you guys could stick to trying to overthrow governments south of the border.
We Canadians are nice and polite up to a point, but if you've ever watched a professional hockey game, you know we are completely willing to pull your sweater up over your head and punch you until teeth rain down on the ice like somebody ripped open a pack of chicklets. Don't make us come down there again and remind you why the White House had to be whitewashed.

Peaceful protest my ass

just a bunch of regular canucks exercizing the right to free speech, eh. Bullshit. This is not the gear you bring to a "peaceful" protest. Throw the largest possible book at these gobshites. Five or ten years in Stoney Mountain Pen might smarten them up, but I doubt it. At least it would keep them off the streets.

But, let's not forget that the only declared candidate for the leadership of the Conservative Party of Canada, Pierre "Weasleface" Poilievre is "proud of the truckers" I look forward to his political opponents in the Ottawa-area riding of Carleton putting that quote on every billboard they can, superimposed over a photo of one of the truck-nutz taking a dump on someone's porch.