God is an iron.
So is Jay, read his first post.
The pathos begins.

There is no danger
Of loosing your geek license.
In the near future.

My morals questioned
By an ex-Kirby salesman?
Pot calls the kettle.

A careful re-read
Shows why you should not piss off
A co-editor.

A firecracker
Hollows out a blob of dough
And is very loud.

You asked for hauku.
Since I acted upon it...
I want a sonnet!

First, I hate blogs. Nothing more pathetic than reading the ramblings of people who can't get anyone to listen to them under normal circumstances!

Second, as a bona fide computer geek, I could loose my geek license just by posting in here so please don't tell anyone.

Third, (and this is mainly in response to Peter's post about downloading the latest Weird Al tune), DON'T STEAL MUSIC!

Fourth, I remember the year that Chris Scales showed up at a halloween party dressed in a suit and proclaimed he was a Fascist. It changed my life yet I do not see any mention of that characteristic in the list.

Fifth, Thanks to everyone who set off fireworks on July 1st in celebration of Ceri's and my wedding aniversary. Much appreciated.

And Last, because I didn't go back and read all of the posts, I would like someone to sum up all of the postings in a Haiku.

Thanks.