God is an iron.
So is Jay, read his first post.
The pathos begins.

There is no danger
Of loosing your geek license.
In the near future.

My morals questioned
By an ex-Kirby salesman?
Pot calls the kettle.

A careful re-read
Shows why you should not piss off
A co-editor.

A firecracker
Hollows out a blob of dough
And is very loud.

You asked for hauku.
Since I acted upon it...
I want a sonnet!