Breakfast with the doctor, a good line and a good quote

“I like to eat breakfast alone, and almost never before noon; anybody with a terminally jangled lifestyle needs at least one psychic anchor every 24 hours, and mine is breakfast. In Hong Kong, Dallas or at home – and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed – breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive; four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crepes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon or corned beef hash with diced chilies, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of key lime pie, two margaritas and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert…. Right, and there should also be two or three newspapers, all mail and messages, a telephone, a notebook for planning the next 24 hours, and at least one source of good music…. All of which should be dealt with outside, in the warmth of a hot sun, and preferably stone naked.”
-Dr. Hunter S. Thompson: Jimmy Carter and the Great Leap of Faith -

"Jeff Gannon ... He is a White House correspondent who has been lobbing softball questions at the president and his press secretary, turns out he is actually a paid escort for wealthy homosexuals... He actually had two jobs - one obviously was sleazy and shameful and the other was a gay male prostitute... I think I know what Bush meant now when he said he has a mandate."
- Bill Maher

Q:"If you had been in President Clinton's place would you have resigned?"
A: "If I had been in the President's place I would not have gotten the chance to resign. I would have been lying in a pool of my own blood and listening to my wife ask, 'How do you reload this son of a bitch?'"
-Texas Congressman Dick Armey