"Where else would you go when you have an ax to grind?"

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Attention citizens!

The U.S. government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a bald eagle to a condom because the latter more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you're being screwed.

(someone brought this one into work today and I really had to share)

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