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Friday, January 06, 2006

the rules

Rule No. 10 Actors are short. Comedians are shorter.
Rule No. 11 There is nothing that can be marketed that cannot be better marketed using the voice of James Earl Jones
Rule No. 12 No talking at the urinal.
Rule No. 13 The team mascot sleeps alone.
Rule No. 14. White cars look good only on Fantasy Island
Rule No. 15. Though jazz and brunch are acceptable when separated, the two should never be combined.

1 comment:

Bazz said...

Best. Photograph. Ever.