Guarding America while it sleeps
Yes, Mr. and Mrs. America you can rest easy knowing that Homeland Security is protecting you and your children from nasty foreign terrorists and journalists. Well, at least its protecting you -- the kids, ehh....not so much. And lest you think that the Homeland Security spokesman facing charges for child porn and attempting to seduce a 14-year-old girl via a computer chat is an exception to the rule, think again.