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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

He also kneels to pray

In light of the General's explanation, I think this needs to be pointed out.





Yes, except for that one time, oh, and that one other time...and maybe those few other times.


If only he could just, y'know, admit it and move on





In a nutshell: Being gay --totally okay. Being gay while hiding it and telling people that God hates gays and they should too --not so much.






--yeah, you deserve some shit for that, Teddy. Being homosexual is not a "lifestyle choice" but being a meth-head hypocrite and all-around general douche bag certainly is.

And while we're on the subject, this is the funniest moment in Canadian television history, bar none.

2 comments:

democommie said...

Mr. Reverend Paperboy, Sir:

I am most entertainted by your musical selections.

Teddy Haggard is most certainly completely heterosexual. It's just that his mom told him he should always be full of the spirit of the LORD and that he should always be full of manly spunk. The spirit of the LORD can be got with prayer or money, but the manly spunk has to be obtained at the source.

Dave von Ebers said...

Alls I can say is, Aaaaaaaaaa-men!

(By the way, my word verification today? “Pronce.” Which sounds a lot like “prance,” when you think about it. Coincidence?)