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Thursday, September 24, 2009

Break out the Zimas and crank up Kid Rock, it's party time

I'd like to thank the programming execs at NBC, CBS, ABC and most especially FOX, the folks at People Magazine, the Republican Party, Regnery Publishing, Tipper Gore, Joe Lieberman, the Blue Dog Democrats, everyone on Talk Radio, all the morning zoo crews on radio, Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon, CNN, all the think tanks and the wealthy plutocrats who fund them - I'm looking at you Richard Melon-Scaife, you wildman! - the idiot fringe of the blogosphere, Walmart, the fast food industry, the conservative Christian movement, everyone who has ever worked in advertising, and most of all the short-sighted, intellectually lazy, attention-span deficient, morally bankrupt, easily entertained, eternally jaded North American consumer: Way to go guys!

We did it!

4 comments:

Shinigami Kayo said...

I plan to be on Twitter to celebrate this special moment, waiting for the magic moment when Aston Kucher tells us what his wife just ate directly out of the crisper drawer of their fridge.

croghan27 said...

Once the designated hitter rule reached the American League this moment became inevitable.

West End Bob said...

Gotta disagree on Modern Family, Rev.

Maybe my mind has dived to the bottom, but I found it most clever.

Check it out for a few LOL's . . . .

Bukko_in_Australia said...

Well if it WAS the nadir, I gotta say that things don't look any different to me! Maybe you hadda be there to notice. And I DEFINITELY was not in Chicago that day.

On the bright side, once you've hit the nadir, there's nowhere to go but up! Unless you plateau...

Can you plateau in a nadir? Maybe you "pothole" when you get stuck there. I gotta think about this some.