- I bought a house!
- The East Coast got slammed with a hurricane
- The Excited States got ready to elect a president. Somehow, it is considered to be a close race. Damned if I can understand how it could be close, but then George W. Bush beat John Kerry so clearly anything is possible if you feed the stupids enough horseshit. But really, how the hell is this thing even close?
Now try to imagine Mitt "we should privatize FEMA" Romney in this photo. Just try.
Can't do it, can you?