Canada's natural ruling party

Once again the polls indicate the Tory-Reform Alliance of reactionary dimwits could not find their collective backside with both hands, a roadmap and a search party. Of course, since the party can't even maintain the loyalty of former leadership candidates who were dating party bigwigs, I suppose keeping the loyalty of their base of the cranky elderly, young fogies, and psuedo-republican jesus freaks is a bit much to be expected.