Land of the Weird, Home of the Strange
New airline slogan: Fly with us and get a free Transportation Security Agency uniform
or did the bag-searcher just run out of thank-you-for-letting-us-invade-your-privacy notes and decide to leave his shirt instead?

You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't poke the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with the Easter Bunny but you could sue his fluffy butt.

I wonder if these kids were studying the Constitution the day they were locked in like criminals