Woolworths proves the value of studying literature

Just what every little girl dreams of, a bedroom set named after the most famous pedophila victim in the history of Western literature.

C'mon, even Sting has heard of "that book by Nabakov", but staff at Woolworths U.K. and their suppliers are apparently so culturally illiterate that they haven't seen either of the movies, read the book, or been exposed to the name's widespread use in connection with really skeevy porn.

I suppose it's a lost cause to try to get them to stop selling "Dirty Sanchez Refried Beans"