Inkstained Wretches

With his crabby "You goddamn kids stay off my lawn" tone that suggests he is probably wearing an onion on his belt (a yellow one, you can't get the white ones on account of the war) Grandpa Simpson Richard Cohen comes across as a bit of a knob in his diatribe against those crazy kids and their crazy tattoos, but after seeing this, I'm not so sure he isn't on to something.
JimDandy Goodness offers its own take along with some awesome ink