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Monday, September 29, 2008

Tonight, on a very special episode of ...

Well, you can leave your sitcom name suggestions in the comments (The Frostbacks? Flyboy and Sureshot? The Pitbull and the POW?) but this latest rumour is proof that the GOP brain trust is being run by people who have watched way too much television --and I don't mean 60 Minutes and Nova.

In an election campaign notable for its surprises, Sarah Palin, the Republican vice- presidential candidate, may be about to spring a new one — the wedding of her pregnant teenage daughter to her ice-hockey-playing fiancĂ© before the November 4 election.


Inside John McCain’s campaign the expectation is growing that there will be a popularity boosting pre-election wedding in Alaska between Bristol Palin, 17, and Levi Johnston, 18, her schoolmate and father of her baby. “It would be fantastic,” said a McCain insider. “You would have every TV camera there. The entire country would be watching. It would shut down the race for a week.”


It worked on Rhoda, it worked a couple of times on Friends, it worked on Cheers, it worked on Coronation Street, on the Office, on Beverly Hill 90120 ---almost every television series that lasted more than a single season has a wedding episode. Whenever TV writers are running out of ideas, need a big season-closing climax or just need to get their audience back you can bet that somebody is going to be getting hitched and wacky hijinks will ensue.

And if the wedding plan doesn't work out, maybe McCain can offer Ted McGinley a cabinet post or go waterskiing or take the whole family to Hawaii or London or adopt an adorable orphan-- I know, why not a speech where McCain and Palin sing a duet of "Summer Loving" from Grease!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Alaskan Shark Jumping
Fonzi will come to show all of them what cool really is
.....SHini

Anonymous said...

Something doesn't sit right with this story...isn't the term "ice-hockey" redundant?

Otter

the rev. paperboy said...

Otter,
It's from a British newspaper, so they have to distinguish real hockey from "field hockey" which, except in England, Holland and India, is mainly played by private school girls. I'm told in India and Holland, it's practically a bloodsport, almost like real hockey.

Anonymous said...

Hey rev,

I figured that, but if people want to think the only problem I have with the story is "ice-hockey"....well...

Carry on.

Otter