Best. Lede. Ever.
The only thing missing is a politician and a domestic animal of some sort.
"A jazz musician was injured Friday after jumping from a burning motor home driven by a one-time roller skating stripper from Lodi."
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That would be a great song title for someone...John Prine perhaps? Maybe Tom Waits? The fact that the stripper was 49 and male would make a great "gotcha" verse at the end of the song.
The only thing that could make that story better would be if the jazz musician in question was an Elvis impersonator.
An Elvis impersonator out on parole for holding up a pawn shop.
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