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Saturday, October 10, 2009

Rule#152 is my favorite

9 comments:

JJ said...

That's you?

You're friggin funny, man!

Good one.

stevewoodsteel said...

Now I'm not drunk, but I think these rules are actually making a difference!
My roast is fatty and my drinks get sipped.
Speak on, reverend. Speak. On.

Rev.Paperboy said...

JJ, that is indeed me and funny is in the eye of the beholder I guess, but the material is stolen and well written.

And steve, slide me an end piece of that roast and top up the glass willya?

JJ said...

Yeah but your delivery, the facial expressions etc., are priceless! I knew you had a good sense of humour, but you are a genuinely funny guy! You must be a blast at parties.

West End Bob said...

I'm kinda leanin' toward Rule #153, Rev.

Lotsa truth in that one . . . .

democommie said...

Mr. Rev. Paperboy, Sir:

Did I miss the rule about fat, foulmouthed old bastards like me get laid more around their 60th birthday then they thought was possible? I can write one, if you'll read it.

Anonymous said...

JJ...He is...when he finally shows up!

Otter

Rev.Paperboy said...

Dammit Otter, you just don't understand - I was never late for those parties, it's just that I've always been on Tokyo time, even before I lived in Tokyo.

Anonymous said...

We all liked to refer to it as "The Ancaster Factor". I even won the pool once with an 11:15 arrival!

Otter